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Si… credo che questo sia il regalo perfetto per te! Sono molto contento di avertelo regalato per il tuo compleanno sorellina.

Cari lettori questa frase diede inizio al declino della famiglia del povero Francesco.

Un giorno, non molto in anticipo rispetto al compleanno della piccola Berenice, il povero ragazzo festeggiava il suo di genetliaco.

In quel giorno di grande baldoria, egli si aspettava di tutto come regalo, tutto, tranne un oggetto fuori dal comune.

Infatti, i suoi genitori, insieme alla maggior parte dei parenti, deciso di regalargli uno strano arnese elettronico!!!

L’eccentrico dono era tutto altro che comune anzi, era decisamente inaspettato.

La famigliola coesa e felice, regalò al povero fanciullo un pupazzo a forma di aspirapolvere vivente!

Francesco, ovviamente, reagì con tutta la serenità e la compostezza di cui era capace, distruggendo il tavolo su cui poggiavano i vari altri regali ricevuti nonché la maggior parte del cibo a disposizione.

Dopo struggenti notti passate a pensare, il giovanotto decise di sbarazzarsi dell'orrido regalo riciclandolo finalmente per il compleanno dell’inerme sorella.

Greta thunberg scoprì la notizia e ne rimase molto felice.

Berenice, sotto shock guardò l'aspirapolvere rimanendo senza parole, e amareggiata e distrutta psicofisicamente non avendo fratelli a cui riciclare il regalo… si tolse la vita.

FIne

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